"I watched you lose interest in someone you said you’d love till the end of time. From that moment on I realized I’d never fully trust the words of a lover’s mouth again."
— Untitledeverything (via steeezyxo)

(Source: untitledeverything)

zaynhappened:

hatchworthsmoustache:

missjraffe:

cvn-t:

The hottest things I’ve ever been told.

I’m just picturing someone screaming “BONJOUR” at a penis

#SACRE BLEU MADEMOISELLE VAGINA#HON HON HON TITTY CROISSANTS

TITTY CROISSANTS

zaynhappened:

hatchworthsmoustache:

missjraffe:

cvn-t:

The hottest things I’ve ever been told.

I’m just picturing someone screaming “BONJOUR” at a penis

#SACRE BLEU MADEMOISELLE VAGINA#HON HON HON TITTY CROISSANTS

TITTY CROISSANTS

(Source: youngsta-tes)

anchors-awaysailor:

Things Girls Have To Do In The Shower:
-shave
-shampoo hair
-condition hair
-wash the face (have you ever tried to get makeup off)
-wash the body
-try to get conditioner out & fail to get it all out
-did i mention shave that takes a long time
-like summon satan and stuff

Things Boys Have To Do In The Shower:
-i dunno i think my brother uses soap sometimes

Don’t complain when my shower’s not 5 minutes long

shingeki-no-kou:

I wish boobs did the bra thing without having to wear the bra

(Source: baoziikari)

(Source: eye-fvck)

"I was as hollow and empty as the spaces between stars."

Raymond Chandler

Everything you love is here

(via lovequotesrus)

(Source: observando)

"Travel far enough, you meet yourself."
— David Mitchell, Cloud Atlas  (via bonus)

(Source: coffeeand-flowers)

"I’m tired… I’m so tired. I thought I just needed a night’s sleep, but it’s more than that."
Inside Llewyn Davis (2013)

(Source: the-3rd-act)

johannsebastianbitch:

You know whats fucking scary? The fact that I could literally change my life at any moment. I could stop talking to everyone that makes me unhappy. I could kiss whoever i want. I could shave my head or get on a plane or take my own life. Nothing is stopping me. The entire world is in my hands, and I have no idea what to do with it.

(Source: jamesbabeshaw)

ladygagarbage:

when you masturbate twice on the same day

image

fandomsandcountriesinthetardis:

xekstrin:

theonewhosawitall:

fairyspork:

i-am-momo-senpai:

That is a horror that may never again be recreated.

Holy shit

photobomb from beyond the grave

okay but when you flip it you get

HAYYYYY GURLLLL WHERE THE PARTY AT

this website i swear

fandomsandcountriesinthetardis:

xekstrin:

theonewhosawitall:

fairyspork:

i-am-momo-senpai:

That is a horror that may never again be recreated.

Holy shit

photobomb from beyond the grave

okay but when you flip it you get

HAYYYYY GURLLLL WHERE THE PARTY AT

this website i swear

(Source: needtostayawake)

inbox12312:

roughrimjob:

Pecans look like little vaginasimage

cannot unsee 

(Source: zizicat)

"My father used to say, ‘Don’t raise your voice. Improve your argument.’"

Archbishop Desmond Tutu  (via 48960)

Genius

(via myfitnessblogjournal)

(Source: locsofpoetry)