pinkhighxo: svviffer: do you ever just regret 40% of your life Every night
thereichenbach: no please believe me im really smart i just don’t give two shits about what you’re teaching
my mom: you do realize that one day you will have to pay for all your own things
me: yes but today is not that day
hipsterinatardis: Naps are tricky because you either wake up refreshed and relaxed or you have a headache, dry throat, and are unaware of what year you’re in.
To hell with them. Nothing hurts if you don’t let it.– Ernest Hemingway (via ryotas)
foxnewsofficial: i need medical attention but more importantly just attention
akatriel-rowanborn: walkwthoutrhythm: elfgrove: spookystriderass: sydferrett: why are some people so excited to be nineties kids i mean this was in style why wouldnt you be excited about that WE. USED. ALL. THE. COLORS. When you have slain a rainbow it is only right to use every part of it. See the Rainbow, Taste the Rainbow. Skin it for its pelt.
freshprinceofhell: jaredpaladecki: can we pretend that angels in the night sky are like shooting stars i could really use a wish right now TOO SOON
coagulates: I don’t even think I’ll love my husband as much as I loved One Direction in summer 2012
clearbay: I LOVE ORDERING THINGS FROM ONLINE ITS LIKE SOMEONE SENT YOU A PRESENT BUT YOU SENT YOURSELF THAT PRESENT ｡･ﾟ･ﾟʕﾟ>ᴥ<ʔ･ﾟ･｡
multipack: pu$$y so cheap its pu¢¢y